A spicy growth recipe from the Result Kitchen pantry. Drop in any Shopify domain. The engine reads your sitemap, picks the pages worth writing, and ships 2,000-word, grounded, schema-marked editorial — for the whole catalog. By breakfast.
A grid of products. A 40-word intro. Maybe a banner image. That's the standard plate — and it leaves the entire mid-funnel ranking opportunity sitting on the pass.
Every collection URL is a ranking page. Every ranking page deserves real editorial — written for the customer who's still deciding, grounded in what the store actually sells, structured so Google can read it. Most stores have this on three pages. We do it on three hundred.
No content farms. No template slop. No "write 1,500 words about X" prompts and pray. A real recipe, with real ingredients.
Every spicy recipe is only as good as what goes in. Here's the bill of materials — no MSG, no filler.
No headless scrapers. No prompt-engineering all-nighter. Drop in the domain, fire the burner, walk away.
We hit /sitemap_collections.xml and /collections/{handle}.json — every collection, every variant, sample products, filter URLs. Public endpoints only. Zero scraping, zero credentials, zero rate-limit drama.
Gemini reads the catalog and picks the 20 highest-leverage pages: tentpole occasions, marquee designers, plus-size, trend moments. The pages that deserve the deepest research budget get it. Everything else still gets full editorial — just on Flash.
Each page is generated with Gemini's URL context tool reading the actual collection page, plus Search grounding for current trends, designers and seasonal context. Output is structured JSON, not a wall of text — so 300 pages render with consistent structure and link to each other properly.
Stage 1 is paste-ready HTML for the Shopify rich-text editor — works in any theme, today, in any store. Stage 2 is fully styled with FAQ accordions and embedded JSON-LD (FAQPage + CollectionPage). Hand us an Admin API token and we skip the copy-paste entirely.
"Thirteen years and $100M+ in ad spend taught me one thing: the cheapest growth is always the inventory you already own. Every Shopify store has hundreds of collection URLs Google is willing to rank — and almost none of them have content worth ranking. This recipe fixes that. Once. For the whole store."
A wave of AI-SEO tools is shipping ungrounded slop at industrial scale. Google's Helpful Content System has been quietly torching them since 2024. We built the opposite.
Drop in a domain. We send back a folder with every collection covered — Stage 1 paste-ready HTML, Stage 2 styled output with schema, plus a sample so you can taste the quality before any commitment.
The ones we hear from agencies, in-house SEOs, and DTC operators most weeks.
collections/{id}.json and skip the copy-paste step entirely.body_html per collection. You pick: skip pages with existing content, only re-run on diff, or rewrite everything. Optional brand-voice fingerprint pass learns from your top-performing existing pages and conditions every output on that voice — so the new stuff sounds like the old stuff that worked.Every week you wait is another week of mid-funnel rankings going to whoever showed up with content. Drop your domain, fire the burner, eat the results.